contain to keep from vain, warm air keeps everything the same.
just pull the stick out of your ass and fuck it
stay mentally flexible-formely


how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory, via asvprock)


the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via pride)



i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 


(via frost-my-flakes)


if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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